euanispotatoed:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

I thought it was a real pigeon reading the fault in our stars

euanispotatoed:

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

I thought it was a real pigeon reading the fault in our stars

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce An Aries.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce An Aries.

nebulump:

is that robert

yes

nebulump:

is that robert

yes

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

strangevibezz:

sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Cool hobby

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

astrolocherry:

aries are a carousel ride back to childhood eyes and the magic awareness of youth. aries people tend to express the graces and the faults of the young, and rarely take on the advice of their elders. aries wants to see, hear and feel everything with their own bodies

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

legalmeth:

if you are a boy

please flirt with me

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.