snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

thepsychobrentt:

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon. Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

thepsychobrentt:

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?

Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.

At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.

The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.

Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.

torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

enterpriserising:

ewok-gia:

Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole


YELLS LOUDLY

enterpriserising:

ewok-gia:

Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole

YELLS LOUDLY





abrekazam:

sixpenceee:

forgottenxremains:

queenelsaofarenderp:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

I have goosebumps and saw visions.

tagged: +HOLY FUCK  +NO  +NO NO NO 

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

mastahfia:


I want to, I want to be someone else or I’ll explode 
floating upon the surface for the birds, the birds, the birds

 #i have yet to see this movie but he is just SO PRETTY
I saw the movie and parts of it pissed me off (cuz obviously it’s Romeo + Juliet) but other parts made me laugh so hard so idk I had mixed feelings about it.

mastahfia:

I want to, I want to be someone else or I’ll explode

floating upon the surface for the birds, the birds, the birds

 

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

mishasminions:

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

image

This is GOLD

"JACK DON’T POST THIS VIDEO"

gold-ens:

freesiafaces:

witchess:

glittorous:

lazellle:

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him

this gives me hope

this makes me v emotional

This makes ME v emotional. Sorta angry and sorta sad and with lots of wanting and also sorta ambivalent

BrADLEY

gold-ens:

freesiafaces:

witchess:

glittorous:

lazellle:

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him

this gives me hope

this makes me v emotional

This makes ME v emotional. Sorta angry and sorta sad and with lots of wanting and also sorta ambivalent

BrADLEY